Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Review of OHS regulations

Its important to always be up date and participating in the formulating of new regulations for OHSE.Often it is easy to become to busy or simply ignore changes aand accept them as is passively.We caant complain though if these regualtions lack the protections we require if we dont speak up and participate proactively and at the crucial times.Below describes such an opportunity for 2007.




Proposed Consolidated OHS Regulations

As a result of the 2004 OHS Act, WorkSafe Victoria, in consultation with major stakeholders, has prepared proposed consolidated OHS Regulations 2007.



For the most part the proposed Regulations remake the existing Regulations. There were not intended to be any substantive policy changes. However, WorkSafe undertook that the new Regulations would satisfy the following:


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the proposed Regulations would consolidate existing Regulations;


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there would be greater standardisation of licensing and other permissioning schemes, and measures introduced to assist in decreasing the risk of fraud;


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the proposed Regulations would 'more closely align with' National OHS Standards, as long as closer alignment did not diminish the current level of protection for Victorian workers and/or the public; and


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the proposed Regulations would to cover new areas, such as construction and hazardous substances generated from non-hazardous materials.


The VTHC and affiliated unions have some concerns that in some chapters, the proposed Regulations do NOT satisfy one or more of the above undertakings. We have concerns, for example, with aspects of the general chapter, the asbestos chapter, the construction chapter and more. In the next couple of weeks we will be preparing comment on these for use by interested OHS Reps, workers, and others wishing to submit public comment.



WorkSafe Victoria has now released the Proposed OHS Regulations for public comment. In addition to the OHS Regulations, also available for public comment are the proposed Equipment (Public Safety) Regulations and the Regulatory Impact Statement. Public comment closes February 28, 2007.



The documents for public comment can be downloaded via the VWA links below:


* Volume 1-Regulatory Impact Statement


* Volume 2-Technical Appendix to the RIS


* Volume 3-The proposed Occupational Health and Safety Regulations 2007


* Volume 4-The proposed Equipment (Public Safety) Regulations 2007


Hard copies of the documents can be obtained from WorkSafe Advisory Service toll free on 1800 136 089.



How to make public comment


Submissions are due no later than 5 pm on 28 February 2007.


Written submissions should be mailed to:


Public Comment


Director, Compliance Framework Project


WorkSafe Victoria


GPO Box 4306


Melbourne Vic 3001


Please e-mail electronic submissions (either as Microsoft Word document or a Rich Text Format document) to: publiccomment@workcover.vic.gov.au


More information - public information sessions


WorkSafe is organising public information sessions beginning February 6 in Melbourne and in Geelong, Wangaratta, Rowville, Warnambool, Shepparton, Traralgon, Preston, Mildura, Ballarat and Bendigo. To register for one of these free sessions, go to the VWA website.




Source: ohsrep.org.au

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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Philips Smokeless Stove Uses 80% Less Fuel, Saves Lives



Philips Smokeless Stove Uses 80% Less Fuel, Saves Lives
by Lloyd Alter, Toronto on 03.15.06
Design /&/amp; Architecture (kitchen)

stove.jpgWe usually think of Philips as a maker of LCD's and LED's but they have been cooking up other things in Eindhoven, including this woodstove. 300 million families in the world's poorest regions burn wood for cooking, and smoke and toxic emisions kill 1.6 million people per year. When properly used the woodstove typically reduces fuel consumption up to 80% compared with traditional, three stone fires. Apart from faster and more convenient cooking, this energy efficiency means the stove can save the cost of the time needed to gather fuel, and should also slow deforestation. According to Philips: "The secret to many benefits of this stove is an electronically controlled fan forcing air through the stove, leading to higher temperatures and a better fuel to air ratio. This results in cleaner burning and more efficient use of fuel. A thermoelectric generator using the heat from the burning wood generates electricity for the fan. Apart from ensuring autonomy from electricity supplies, the generator can also power external equipment like radios or lighting." That's good green design. ::Philips via ::FreshGadgets
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imagine what one can accomplish for the environment if this were partnered with a solar oven and/or even just a simple haybox - preferably more than one!
March 15, 2006 10:39 AM | click here to report abuse flag a problem
jump to top Michael says:

So, smoke and toxic emissions from cooking fires kill 1.6 million people a year? That is complete and utter BS. Do you guys ever check a "fact" before you print it?

LA: You might read the Philips link. You might read the PDF of a scientific study here.
March 15, 2006 11:31 AM | click here to report abuse flag a problem
jump to top Philip says:

I read the above paper at the Philips link, and the conclusion that the authors came to is: There is a relationship between CB and COPD and the use of biomass fuels in rural areas of central Turkey. Which seems to support the above fact about 1.6 million people dying. I have in fact travelled in various places around Africa and indoor cooking fires are definitely a concern. Check out the following links to find that the WHO and the nation of China are pretty concerned about the issue...


Pubmed on Biomass in China

Our Planet

colorado Journal


March 15, 2006 1:22 PM | click here to report abuse flag a problem
jump to top Ali [TypeKey Profile Page] says:

This post seems to interest people. It is featured on Reddit.com's "hot" page, and it was submitted to Digg.

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jump to top MGR [TypeKey Profile Page] says:

A similar product, the Sierra Zip stove (http://www.zzstove.com/sierra.html), has been available for years and is sold for about $60 through Campmor (http://www.campmor.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?productId=13930). Only requiring an AA battery for hours of use, an inexpensive solar charger could make this a readily available alternative to Phillips’ design.
March 15, 2006 4:19 PM | click here to report abuse flag a problem
jump to top Josh says:

A similar problem exists in China. People use coal in small poorly designed stoves. Sometimes the gap between the wall top and roof eave serves as the vent flue, which results in continuous exposure of the inhabitants to sulferous oxides,ash, and PAH's. Worse, Chinese coal tends to have very high levels of mercury lead arsenic and flouride, so much so in some regions that food flouride poisioning is a serious public health issue.

Benjamin Franklin was inspired to develop his "Franklin Stove" though his experiences with terrible fire place designs. He wrote humorously about how he could tell how bad a person's fire place was made by the extent to which he/she smelled like a Virginia Ham. There are several reasons why the avearge life span of North Americans increased steadily from the Civil War on: one of these reasons was the improvments made to cooking and heating system designs!
March 15, 2006 6:37 PM | click here to report abuse flag a problem
jump to top JL says:

This doesnt really solve one of the bigger problems of wood stoves: deforestation. Granted, this stove requires less wood, but it still uses it. I also dont see people who need to use wood stoves because they cant afford anything else spending money on this product. Its a good idea, but i fear it doesnt really make the problem less of a concern.
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jump to top n says:

This is a great idea! I believe that it has the potential to change the face of third world countries. Unfortunately, as I have found out from past experience, a new way to burn fuel isn't necessarily the answer. In the United States there are good and decent people who are burning pallet material for firewood. As more people are learning this wood is reeking with toxins including arsenic. Recently, I was buying a Christmas tree with my kids when I say the black smoke eminating from the burn barrel nearby with a pile of broken commercial pallets nearby. After explaining the danger there response was that of interested disinterest, continuing to burn pallets long after we left. Education is the key regardless of the country.
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Words of anti-consumerist wisdom from the Church of Stop Shopping’s Reverend Billy.

This is quite an interesting little article on a unique intervention into the consumerist shopping world by the Reverend Billy in the USA.I quote from an old time favourite progressive magazine(originally of some Catholic origins many years ago) the New Internationalist.



[q url="http://www.newint.org/features/2006/11/01/shopocalypse/"]Stopping the Shopocalypse


A short sermon from Reverend Billy of the Church of Stop Shopping


As the Devil’s logos force us up on to the Interstates, we’ll be damned if we can tell – hey, am I just driving home from work again or is this the FINAL MOMENT OF HUMAN HISTORY? It’s so hard to know, because the Shopocalypse is coming through the dash in the form of a sexual whisper, and it says: ‘This is Convenience’.


We believe this – as the ocean rises and shoots through our windows. And we keep believing it, as our families are clicked-and-dragged across miles of pavement into Free Speechless big boxes. Do I have a witness? As the Smart Monks from here at the Slow Down Your Consumption School of Divinity have said: ‘Stop! Stop shopping!’


Now, children, we are all Shopping Sinners. Each of us is walking around in a swirl of gas and oil, plastics and foil. We should all hit our knees and weep and confess together. We are not evil people, but somehow we allowed the Lords of Consumption to organize us into these mobs that buy and dispose, cry and reload. Yes the Rapture of the Final Consumption, the Shopture, is under way.


The fundamentalist consumers are lifted way up into the air, into the Supermall of Eternal Convenience, where there are thousands of chain stores above the clouds, and where even breathing is on credit. Stadium-sized crowds of the Saved, entire qualifying hordes, are ‘shoptured up’ into a staggering array of discount opportunities. Those of us down here below have been left to die because we have an uneasy feeling from all the Chosen People talk coming out of Davos1 and Bentonville2. Yes, we walked away from the BLOW-OUT CLEARANCE SALE.


As we witness more hapless consumers vortexing straight up into the Supermall of Eternal Convenience, we must grab their ankles and pull them down, screaming, from their advertopia. They will think we’re Devils, of course. They may slap at us as we cling to their shoes and as the sales pass through to the sky. But be gracious. Simply say, ‘Hello, we are from the Church of Disturb the Customers. Your shopping is ending the world.’


Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping are based in New York. The Rev, accompanied by the Stop Shopping Choir, undertakes ‘retail interventions’ (also known as transgressing in chain stores), lectures, and revival services in a bid to stop the Shopocalypse, and bring ‘changeluyah’ to the lost souls who shop at Wal-Mart, Starbucks and Disney. Join the congregation at http://www.revbilly.com


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